My New Song (That's Been Out For Quite A While)

So if you're not on Facebook (yes Joe you) you might not have heard about the song I wrote last year. Here it is.

And Jo(anne) and Sara, here are the lyrics I promised last week that I said I'd publish last week, a week late.

Oh Lauren, I didn't mean to steal your words
But you can't pretend they were any good anyway
Haha I laff
But you can't pretend, you can't pretend
You can't pretend you were gonna make money off it anyway

(Chorus)
When all the pretentious, high horse people are following you
When all the pretentious, high horse people have fallen for you
WooOooOoo

Oh Lauren, the 'rents are away
So awesome is your sofa reign
You climb up the walls to feed the stares
Will you return to earth?
Five slaps! Oh Snap!
But you can't pretend, you can't pretend
You can't pretend you could ever lay a hand on me anyway

Chorus

So today, where will you run away
Where the children stay closer to, raise their hands to you

When all the pretentious, high horse people have fallen for you
Ooo baby what can you do?

Oh Lauren, the poisoned chalice wouldn't work
So you give it a shake, give it a shake, shake
give it a shake
Yea you give it a shake, give it a shake, shake
give it a shake
Cuz you're way, weighed down
And you way, weighed down

And that's it, I'm taking a break to geek out on Ubuntu.